here's an email from aaron... it's so funny man!
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.
Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man at closing time know that beauty is only a light switch away.
Last man and Last woman on earth can do it in public.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Ok for shit to happen . . . will decompose.
Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
Man who have hand in pockets, not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.