[About this blog] Inspired by local soccer player Mike Lim during my rookie reporter days at Singapore Polytechnic, I set up this blog in August 2002. I feel that blogging is a novel platform to document interesting facets of my life and my thoughts on certain issues. [Email blogger] ephraim@singnet.com.sg

Friday, June 18, 2004

[man woman, woman man]
the differences between men and women...

women will sometimes admit to making a mistake, but they will usually try to make it look like it was the man's fault... the last man who admitted that he was wrong was General George Custer...

a man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, a razor, a bar of soap and a towel... the average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 237... and the man would not even identify most of them...

if a woman finds herself in unfamiliar surroundings, she would stop at a garage and ask for directions... men will never stop and ask for directions...

men are vain: they will check themselves out in a mirror... women are ridiculous: they will check their reflections in any shiny surface, mirrors, spoons, shop windows and toasters etc..

when a woman goes to work she will slip on casual shoes... she will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bag... when she goes to work she will put on her dress shoes... five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk... a man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day..

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