[About this blog] Inspired by local soccer player Mike Lim during my rookie reporter days at Singapore Polytechnic, I set up this blog in August 2002. I feel that blogging is a novel platform to document interesting facets of my life and my thoughts on certain issues. [Email blogger] ephraim@singnet.com.sg

Thursday, May 29, 2003

[phua chu kang]
Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with...... "1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. After I saw couple, couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me but I run until I 6 and throw up. I chabot into 7-eleven to hide and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I get 9 and try to stab him. And 10 hor ... 10 hor ... he die lor.

So, I put the 9 back and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5. Tomorrow also don't need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump. I don't understand, I nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.


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